The truth about working in the IT industry:
1. We work weird shifts...... ...... Just like prostitutes.
2. They pay you to make the client happy....... ....... Just like a
prostitute.
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every
penny....... .... Just like a prostitute.
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...... .. Just like a
prostitute.
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the
same profession as you........ Just like a prostitute.
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly
groomed..... ... Just like a prostitute.
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from
hell......Just like a prostitute.
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from
you....... Just like a prostitute.
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain
it........ Just like a prostitute.
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spend the rest of
my life doing this."...... . Just like a prostitute.
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I've been having one of those lives.
I hope the next one is better.